If you have a group of close friends , the introduction of the new members is not an easy task. Always just something about the start , throw the rest in line as sure as planets revolve around the Sun . It is not so much a problem if the new guy happens to be male. You just need to your excuses and apologies for your new friend , why can not you make just to chat with him during the lunch break .
But the situation is different when you put your girlfriend. After all , it is a part of your life now , the automatic inclusion in the group buddy, except that sometimes the group tree is not quite as pleasant, and often , they really do not want to tell you . How can you tell when your friends are on an act , pretending they are good with the new addition to the group if they are not in reality ?
First The most obvious sign is at the weekly meetings , when you get your friends in Joe's Garage on 1977 Nova he is ten years since tinkering work . They are all drinking beer and making jokes about the new mayor's wife with forty-six inch long legs and a guerrilla mask for a face. Suddenly they stop talking. What's worse ... nobody you find a beer.
Second When your friends begin to ask : " Where is the ball and chain ? " Every time you show , without your girlfriend. It is the second most obvious sign .
3rd If your friends began a serious discussion about how women are always men who look like their mothers , then slips grown in the "yo mama" jokes , it is the subtle knife. By pretending ugly mama jokes , they are really talking about your girlfriend.
4th This Sunday Night Football games are a strict ritual. Each year , between the houses turn spent Sunday evening watching the games and making up on potato chips . Suddenly no one is available to play Sunday night. To find out later , they sneak Joe 's sister 's house , who has always loved football , but never liked it.
5th If one of your friends ask you if you do him a favor and leave to visit her cousin Iowa want to stay at your coach for the weekend. The weekend turned into three weeks, and the only time the cousin out of bed for a bathroom break and a beer. This is the direct invasive developed tactics to cause problems between you and your girlfriend.
6th You accidentally knock your friends rehashing their experiences at the Metallica concert . They're all gone , and did not even ask if you and your girlfriend want to come .
7th Joe's sister joins the buddy group and start picking fights with your girlfriend . It is the infiltration by the enemy.
8th Your friends all started compiling photos online of hot chicks they dated, and some of the chicks they did before. The message is: " Do you see what you are missing . "
9th You arrange to come to your house for dinner. They all show up late , stayed at the bar for a few drinks and dinner is cold. They bring two bottles of tequila, a fifth of rum and a case of beer . They went their best efforts to get drunk you and your girlfriend . If they fail, but she did not leave before accidentally turn on your girlfriend's favorite lamp , breaking it . If they succeed , your friend wake up with a massive hang over , stretching his friends on the ground, and the house is a complete mess . They fight to the front and it will be a long one.
10th Your friends cruise by your house to Joe from 1977 Nova . It is completely renovated , engine rebuilding, and looked bad with shiny new dual exhaust . The message is clear . There are no more excuses to hang to in Joe's garage. Either ditch the girls and again the group when they are a couple of hot chicks , the Nova drive without filling your place.
But the situation is different when you put your girlfriend. After all , it is a part of your life now , the automatic inclusion in the group buddy, except that sometimes the group tree is not quite as pleasant, and often , they really do not want to tell you . How can you tell when your friends are on an act , pretending they are good with the new addition to the group if they are not in reality ?
First The most obvious sign is at the weekly meetings , when you get your friends in Joe's Garage on 1977 Nova he is ten years since tinkering work . They are all drinking beer and making jokes about the new mayor's wife with forty-six inch long legs and a guerrilla mask for a face. Suddenly they stop talking. What's worse ... nobody you find a beer.
Second When your friends begin to ask : " Where is the ball and chain ? " Every time you show , without your girlfriend. It is the second most obvious sign .
3rd If your friends began a serious discussion about how women are always men who look like their mothers , then slips grown in the "yo mama" jokes , it is the subtle knife. By pretending ugly mama jokes , they are really talking about your girlfriend.
4th This Sunday Night Football games are a strict ritual. Each year , between the houses turn spent Sunday evening watching the games and making up on potato chips . Suddenly no one is available to play Sunday night. To find out later , they sneak Joe 's sister 's house , who has always loved football , but never liked it.
5th If one of your friends ask you if you do him a favor and leave to visit her cousin Iowa want to stay at your coach for the weekend. The weekend turned into three weeks, and the only time the cousin out of bed for a bathroom break and a beer. This is the direct invasive developed tactics to cause problems between you and your girlfriend.
6th You accidentally knock your friends rehashing their experiences at the Metallica concert . They're all gone , and did not even ask if you and your girlfriend want to come .
7th Joe's sister joins the buddy group and start picking fights with your girlfriend . It is the infiltration by the enemy.
8th Your friends all started compiling photos online of hot chicks they dated, and some of the chicks they did before. The message is: " Do you see what you are missing . "
9th You arrange to come to your house for dinner. They all show up late , stayed at the bar for a few drinks and dinner is cold. They bring two bottles of tequila, a fifth of rum and a case of beer . They went their best efforts to get drunk you and your girlfriend . If they fail, but she did not leave before accidentally turn on your girlfriend's favorite lamp , breaking it . If they succeed , your friend wake up with a massive hang over , stretching his friends on the ground, and the house is a complete mess . They fight to the front and it will be a long one.
10th Your friends cruise by your house to Joe from 1977 Nova . It is completely renovated , engine rebuilding, and looked bad with shiny new dual exhaust . The message is clear . There are no more excuses to hang to in Joe's garage. Either ditch the girls and again the group when they are a couple of hot chicks , the Nova drive without filling your place.
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